Just wondering...

When you put gas in your car, do you envision having to stop it from rolling by holding onto the gas nozzle?

Have you ever mistaken a gas leak for the Texas Toast you forgot about in the oven?  

Have you ever gone through the car wash and thought your car was on fire because of the "steam" coming off the hood?  

Have you ever thought your house was on fire because the neighbor was using their woodstove?

Have you ever thought your house was on fire because someone had a burn pile two houses down?

Have you ever started your car in the morning to warm it up and thought that there was so much "smoke" coming out of the tailpipe that someone must have put an egg in it?  

Have you ever been in a drive-thru and had your window down and heard a terrible noise coming out of your car?  And then you paint a whole scenario of how how you are going to afford to fix it, only to find out it was the 1980 rx7 behind you?

NEW- Have you ever received something in the mail to the wrong people at your address and thought it was laced with something that could potentially kill you? When you are driving it to the mailbox to send it back...do you feel like you are smelling funny things and it is eating away at you?

Just wondering...